A) At the pediatrician for his eighteen-month check-up, cleverly hiding his eyes while the nurse prepares the shots. Because everyone knows that if you can’t see them, they can’t see you.
B) Searching for his pants. And his paci. As a bonus, he’s doing an excellent job of “cleaning” up any pesky strep or croup bacteria by scooting around the pedi’s floor. That paci is probably also really clean.
C) Looking for some real toys. C’mon, doctor. He’s a FOURTH CHILD. He mastered your IKEA bead maze at three months. Got a DS or something that a toddler can really PLAY with?
D) All of the above
