A Blonde Walks into A Kitchen Wearing a Pink Horse…

…and demands a snack…

…and helps herself to handfuls of Cheerios…

…which she gives to her baby brother….
…who throws them on the floor…
…to the waiting dog…
…who the older sister is picking up…
…while hopping on one foot around the mom…
…who’s trying to make dinner…
…and hold the fussing baby…
…who’s throwing Cheerios…
…that the mom is stepping on…
…while demanding the sister drop the dog…
…who’s hiding…
…by the boy twin…
…who’s telling the mom a long, complicated joke…
that has no punchline.
Or real point.
Unless… “Mommy! What would happen if a girl was a horse?” is a joke.
…And if you don’t think THAT’s funny, check out the womanly footwear on the joke-teller.
And the suave, casual way he pulls off sparkly princess heels.
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