Today’s Fraudulently Asked Questions is with Elisabeth. She’s here to discuss uniforms. Actually the recent absence of those plaid jumpers and red polos.
FAQ #1: Your outfit is so…fancy. What’s the occasion?
Elisabeth: School is over! After one hundred and eighty mornings of my mom insisting I wear those plain polo shirts and boring dresses, I can finally show off my true fashion sense. My STYLE.
FAQ #2: How would you describe your style?
Elisabeth: Pink and full of bling! The millisecond my mom told me I could wear whatever I wanted, I ran to my closet and put on this GORGEOUS dress. And then I pulled on these BEAUTIFUL boots. I am SO EXCITED that I get to wear dresses and boots like this every day this summer. I can finally relax in my beautiful rhinestones and fantastic tulle.
FAQ #3: Are you sure rhinestones and tulle are a practical choice for playing outside all summer?
Elisabeth: Who said anything about being practical? My older sister is practical and she (*sigh*) wears shorts everyday. Made out of denim. I would no sooner wear shorts made out of denim than I would wear my pajamas. By the way, my twin does that. He sometimes forgets and wears his pjs and calls it an outfit. But I already knew he couldn’t be trusted for fashion sense. On Spirit Shirt days, he wears a spirit t-shirt to school. Ick.
FAQ #4: You don’t even wear t-shirts on Spirit Wear days?
Elisabeth: Oh, gross, no. In fact, the first item on my list of things to do this summer is to write to the headmaster to suggest a pink rhinestone dress uniform option. I’m sure he’ll agree school uniforms are a case of fashion over function.
