Dear Catie…. When you were younger and you didn’t understand something, it seemed harmless. Look at you trying to type! One day we will laugh about how hard…
Continue ReadingDear Elisabeth….. Welcome to Third Grade, sweetheart. Lately, you seem more like 39 than 9. Every morning, when you walk down the stairs (with your hair combed, your shoes…
Continue ReadingDear Nate…. It’s a little shocking to see you in your hipster glasses and big First Grade desk, ready to tackle a year of spelling tests and fast facts. You’re…
Continue ReadingIf you’ve held a toddler having a temper tantrum, you know they pass through phases, like a speeding train through stations. The kid begins with feral screams of…
Continue ReadingOnly an introvert can overthink–even in the middle of a fake barnyard scene. Especially in the middle of a fake barnyard scene. Here’s a…
Continue ReadingNo one really needs a puppy. In fact, it’s probably a good life strategy to assume you will be most productive if you never adopt a puppy. Unless…
Continue ReadingYesterday’s historic flooding in Houston showed a lot about our city—that we have too much concrete and not enough ditches, that Houstonians are the most fantastic helpers, and…
Continue ReadingThis week I talked to elementary school kids about my job as an author. They were sweet and silly and asked great questions (“How much money did you make…
Continue ReadingBack when I worked as a waitress, the hostess would sometimes seat four tables, one right after another. When this happened, you would have to flag down another server and say, “My…
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