This weeks’ Fraudulently Asked Questions is with all four of the Hergenrader kids. We’re talking about the kids love tolerance hatred of posed pictures.
FAQ #1: Hello, Hergenrader Kids. Interesting picture. Is there any particular reason why you are all scowling?
Elisabeth: Yes. We did not want our picture taken. AT ALL.
Sam: This is us smiling enough to get it over with.
Catie: But, CLEARLY, we were not happy about it.
Nate: I’m trying to roll my eyes in this picture. Can you tell?
FAQ #2: Rolling your eyes? Scowling? For one picture? Why?
Sam: It is NEVER just one picture. My mom tells us it’s just one picture, but then she takes 7,000.
Elisabeth: She says that’s because we’re scowling in all of them.
Catie: We learned this in school. This is what scientists call an INFINITE LOOP. Scowl…another picture. Another picture…scowl. And so on. Over and over again.
Nate: Finally, I just gave up trying to roll my eyes, and I covered my face. I think my mom got the message about how I felt about her pictures.
FAQ #3: Maybe the photography session would go better next time if you guys just smiled nicely for a few shots? Just a guess…..
Catie: Ugh. I told you guys that.
Elisabeth: At least we could try looking at the camera next time.
Sam: Yeah…NATE!
Nate: Has anyone else noticed she hasn’t gotten her camera out since this disaster? Just saying.
